Men and Women...Will they ever think alike?

How to avoid a fight

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Woman: Honey, can you take out the trash? (Now we all know (okay women know) this means NOW)
Man: Yep

1 hour later

Woman: Honey, I thought you said you would take out the trash? (Getting irritated at this point).
Man: Yep, I will. (We got two more words out of him this time)

2 hours later

Woman: (Now very angry at this point) HONEY! Take out the trash
Man: Quit nagging, I will.

3 hours later

Woman: (While taking out the trash) You never help me. If I want something done I have to do it myself.
Man: Yep.

Women see this as ask, answered. Men see this as nagging.

Women see this as if I wanted it taken out tomorrow I would have asked tomorrow. Men see this as just a suggestion to be done when he is ready.

If the woman takes the bag of trash and places it in his drivers seat so he can't miss it, he will just take it out of the car and set it down (not in the trash can).

If the woman takes it and places it by the door (you know to make it easier for him) he will move it aside to go out to the garage (right next to the trash can) to get a tool.

Now, I did say I would tell you how to avoid a fight....
Women: Just take out the trash, you will end up doing it anyway. (Men, don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet)....Women, if you want him to take out the trash....instead of placing the bag on his drivers side seat, set the trash can by his car and DUMP the trash on his seat. Okay men, we got your attention didn't we? When we ask it might be a good idea to just do it, within a few minutes.